walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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