he shaved USA in his pubs
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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