my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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