this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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