Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
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