help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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