how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
