I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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