I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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