where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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