Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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