STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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