Your tits are I can't wait for
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
