I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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