Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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