I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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