You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
