And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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