THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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