..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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