Hey man sorry I got all grabby
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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