Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
This is my gift to your gina
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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