He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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