It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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