So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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