I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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