we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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