is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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