we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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