ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Randomize
