Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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