remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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