I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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