Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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