Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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