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Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

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(702): View more from Nevada

Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.

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(949): View more from California

I have no words

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Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.

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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up

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(650): View more from California

He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?

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(954): View more from Florida

I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her

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(704): View more from North Carolina

So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.

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