hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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