she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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