Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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