That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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