I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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