So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
