Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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