wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
