Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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