Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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