I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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