Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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