I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
