i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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