better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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