But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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